Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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 Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
 Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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 Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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 To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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 Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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 2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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 Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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 Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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 Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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 Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
 Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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 Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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 Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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 After Case
 Qatil: Kya howa?
 Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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 Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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 Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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 Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai