Sardar in Fire Brigade: Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai. Sardar: Paani Dalo. Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge, Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

New style of proposing a girl "Can I borrow a coin?" "I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"