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Posted by Attock city Pictures Wednesday, 20 March 2013 comments (0)

Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…

Posted by Attock city Pictures Thursday, 7 March 2013 comments (0)

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

Posted by Attock city Pictures Tuesday, 15 January 2013 comments (0)

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

Posted by Attock city Pictures Monday, 5 March 2012 comments (0)

When an APPLE becomes red... . . . It is ready to eat, When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to.. . . . VOTE...!!

Funny Santa Banta SMS, Free Funny Joke SMS

Posted by Attock city Pictures Sunday, 19 February 2012 comments (0)

Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.

Banta -: Kon se film Yaar?

Santa -: "Kaminey"

Funny Urdu SMS, Funny Hindi SMS

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Salam,

9876543210

Ye Mera

Zong Ka "Naya"

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Number
Mat Samjh Lena
Pagal
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ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hain.....

Ab Bewakufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna.

Funny SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

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Always
Hanso
Jiyo
Muskurao

Kia Pata
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Kal
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Daant Hon Na
Hoon
'****'

Best Urdu Funny SMS, Funny SMS

Posted by Attock city Pictures Wednesday, 15 February 2012 comments (0)

Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar!

Funny Hindi SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, Best Funny SMS

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Pe-peep Pe"peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep Pe'peep
Pe,peep
Ghng ghngg
P-peep
Pe'peep
Pe"peep
Pe'peep

SAMNE SAY
HATJA

SMS

AA RAHA HEY

AAP KO!

Urdu Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Free Funny SMS

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Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,

Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,

socha tumko Bandar keh doon....

magar us kambakht mein bhi Dimagh hay!

Sardar and Teacher Funny SMS

Posted by Attock city Pictures Sunday, 12 February 2012 comments (0)

Teacher:-
Translate This Punjabi sentence into English
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Ethay Te Anni Pei Hoi ay
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Sardar:
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A Blind Girl is sleeping here :-)

Teacher and Pathan Funny SMS

Posted by Attock city Pictures Saturday, 11 February 2012 comments (0)

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Pathan: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Funny Pathan SMS, Urdu Funny SMS

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Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times,
Pathan: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.

Santa Sardar and Banta Sardar Funny SMS, Funny Sardar SMS

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Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between
1. Girlfriend
2. Lover
3. Wife
4. Stepny

Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple
1. Prepaid
2. Lifetime
3. Postpaid
4. Coinbooth