Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le

Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
 .
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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 Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
 Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
 .
 Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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 To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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 Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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 2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
 .
 Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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 Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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 Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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 Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
 Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
 .
 Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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 Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
 .
 After Case
 Qatil: Kya howa?
 Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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 Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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 Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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 Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Pathan na bhabi qatal kr di

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..

Pathan ka Shak

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

Naswar

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
 Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
 apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
 Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
 ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
 PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
 Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
 PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
 kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
 Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
 Molvi:wo Q?
 Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he .

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

 

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta

 

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga

 

Aaj Pathan ne Point mara hai

Aaj Pathan ne Point mara hai
'Sardar:
Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad "BEGUM"
kyun kehte hein?
Pathan:
Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr jate hain is liye Wo
BE - GHUM ho jati hain.
Mubarak ho,

Aaj Pathan ne Point mara hai.

Pathan ki bv:
Raat kafi ho gai hy,
KHAN Sb nhi aye,
Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga,
Pathan ki maa:
Hamesha bura hi sochna Kia pata kisi Truck k Nechy a gya ho.


Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.?
Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy
Oficer: Ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari Ezat Or Shan Hy,
Tumhari
Maa Hy Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan
Banduk Ki Tarf Eshara Karty Hue
Ye Kya Hy.?

2nd Pathan:
Sir
Ye
Gul Khan
Ki Maa Hy.

Teachr: Pakistan K Ktne Sube Hyn Pathan: 4 Teachr: Good Pehli Dafa Sahi jawab Dia Hy Chalo Ab Un K Naam Batao Pathan: Mashriq Magrib Shumal Junob..

Teacher and Pathan Funny SMS

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Pathan: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Funny Pathan SMS, Urdu Funny SMS

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times,
Pathan: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.

Aik pagal pathan ne garhi kharidi kuch dair k bad us ki garhi kharab ho gai us ne garhi khol k dekhi to us main aik machar marha hua tha
pathan beth k roney lga,
kisi ne roney ka sabab pohcha to pathan ro k bola

merey garhi ka drivar mar gaya hai,jeo pathan

1 pathan ka gadha apni jaga sy hill nhi raha tha us ny us ko goli maar di logun ny pocha   goli q maar di to patha "Zaat ka gadha or zid Pathanun wali"

2 pathan jungle me ja rahe thy samne sheer aagya 1 ne mitti uthai sheer ki ankh me dal k bhagne  lga 2nd wahin khara rha 1st;abhey bhag 2nd;me q bhagon miti tune dali hai

Pathan mazaar pr bomb rkhtay pkra gia logon ne ne bohat mara aur pocha essa q kia?  pathan ko kuch samaj na aaya to bola hum ne bomb rkhnay ki manat maangi thi

Teacher :- Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
Pathan :- Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho g.