Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"

Receiptionist: "One second sir....".

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

Sardar K Gar G Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi: Wife: MSC:& Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha: Sardar G App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein FSC/MSC Kia Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur FSC: Father Of Seven Children....

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai... Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai... Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Son to sardar: “hun me ae roti nae khani” Sardar: “kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->

Sardar: Doctor Sahab, Chashma lagne ke baad mai parh to paon ga na Doctor: Jee haan bilkul kyun nahi….. Sardar: Shukar, warna un-parh ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. "hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardar ji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardar ji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Sardar and Teacher Funny SMS

Teacher:-
 Translate This Punjabi sentence into English
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 Ethay Te Anni Pei Hoi ay
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 Sardar:
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A Blind Girl is sleeping here :-)

Santa Sardar and Banta Sardar Funny SMS, Funny Sardar SMS

Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between
1. Girlfriend
2. Lover
3. Wife
4. Stepny

Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple
1. Prepaid
2. Lifetime
3. Postpaid
4. Coinbooth

Ek sardar ji ki shaadi hui,Rukhsati k waqt dulhan Pehlay maa k galay lag ke roi phir baap k galay lag ke roi, phir bhai k galay lag ke roi,

 Sardar ji ne dulhan le janay se inkaar ker diya aur bolay, "Aey twaday kolon chup naee hundi
 te meray kolon kenj howy gi

Sardar ko Exxam me Koi
 Swal nahi Aata tha,
 Sardar Ne har Swal k Nechay
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 Is Tara ki Line laga di
 AUR Likha,
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 Scratch kar k Anser parh Lein...<
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SARDAR: YAAR UTH ZALZALA Aa RAHA HA, SAARA GHAR HIL RAHA HA, PATHAN:O YARA SO  JA GHAR GIRAY GA TO MAKAAN MAALIK KA, HUM TO KIRAYEDA HAIN.

sardar gi ap ko kibi kisi sy pyar huwa ha  ha yar ! par wo manti nahi ha;
 kya kahti ha; i love you 2; pata nahi ya dosra kamina kon ha !

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order
 Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai?
 Waiter: Woh langra tha.
 Sardar: Dil?
 Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
 Sardar: Dimaag?
 Waiter: Murga sardar tha..

aik pathan khushk daryaa main kishti chala raha tha 2nd pathan dekh kr bola k isy pathanoo ki wajha se pathanoo ka naam badnaam howa hai aar mujhe tarna aata to ja kr is ko bohat marta