Alwyas make your absence felt, In such a way that somebody misses u, But let not your absence be so long that somebody finds a substitue for "u"

You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don``t Misunderstand. CUTE Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Actually I want to kill you, Becoz u are Not Messaging me. Y BUT I can`t, According to Section 340/B/Wildlife act Killing Monkeys

Ek billi moti tazi thi jo mazay se ding dong khati thi… Ding dong ding dong., chooho ne mil kar socha ye billi ko dainge dhoka yeh, billi ko bandhege ghanti aur khayenge mil kar ding dong… “Batao zara Kese farigh log hain, kuch b bhej do, parhte zarur hain:- wo b tune ke sath:-)”

One of the Intelligent Monkey Mising In Zoo.! Its name is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. Don`t worry It is not u, beCos It is intelligent..

Dear Kaisay ho yar tm to humen bhool hi gaey Men bhi tumhen bholne hi wala tha k achanak aaj jab masjid se meri chappal chori hui to tum yad aa gaey…

Indian: Tm log IPL dekh kr jal rhe ho gay na t.v par?? Pakistani: Boli JA saady light hi ni hundi.